So, anyone who's met me in person in recent years, I ask you: Do you think I would make a good tour guide, or do you think I'd be more like one of those annoying tour guides you want to punch in the face?

BE HONEST. It's the only way I'll improve!

Fact: I cannot stand letting my fingernails get any longer than about 1 mm. I don't know why, but the sensation of long(-ish) nails, especially on a keyboard, is deeply unsettling. Unsettling like that feeling you get when you chew aluminum foil. Like that ( Read more... )

Ever get up at 2 am just to brush your teeth?

Ever go to spit your mouthwash out and flip your hair back at the same time?

Sleeping should happen now, as I am spending my day off at school ftw SPRING BREAK IS CANCELED GUYS.

School starts up again today, and I think what I'm most excited about is being able to wear t-shirts and cargo pants during the week again.

ME: ONE. BUSINESS CASUAL: ZERO.

CHAIR: ONE. ME: ZERO.

I forgot to mention that Meghan and I debated whether or not a zombie infant would be able to function as a zombie while we waited for the movie to start ( Read more... )

I'm still waiting for the mothership to beam me up, erase the mindwipe and tell me that I've failed in my mission to infiltrate human society, but HEY that's okay because I still gathered some useful data, and I'm getting paid anyway.

I only hope they got my change of address forms.

Normally I don't really care for dream posts, but I just dreamed up an awesome, bad-ass and vaguely plausible new rollercoaster design that involves freefall and oddly placed track chains. I mention this because I'm pretty sure that mko's friend Alex is supposed to dream about these things, and not me. Maybe that's why she got mad at me and went to ( Read more... )

It would save so much time if I just made all my "Z's personal life" posts private in the first place, instead of posting, mulling over how my emo-ness may make people uncomfortable, and then switching the post to LJ's super-handy "private" mode.

SO MUCH TIME.

NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW MY HORRIBLE AND BORING SECRETS.

Gratuitous lemur post. It is the robot king of the monkey thing, the greatest ruler of our time.

ONE DAY I WOULD LIKE TO WEAR A GECKO CROWN AND DANCE THE ROBOT FOR MY SUBJECTS. THIS IS MY DREAM.

On the way home I saw a black and yellow truck with a vanity plate that said "drone".

This totally makes up for the insect documentary I watched this weekend wherein giant hornets killed off a hive of honeybees (because nature is hardcore and does not care that the bees are cuter).